Greetings, my dear brother or sister in the worship of our patron god Slaanesh.
I am Lothaire Melchior, once the pious Cardinal of the Hallowed Spire, now reborn as the Speaker of Slaanesh, herald of the Ecclesia Desiderii. What you hold in your hands is no mere tale-it is revelation, a hymn to the glories of excess and the truth that lies in unbound indulgence.
This is my story: the tale of my fall, my ascension, and the birth of the holiest cult to ever honor She Who Thirsts. With every word etched by my trembling hand, guided by the whispers of the Prince of Pleasure, I offer you the genesis of the Ecclesia Desiderii. It is not a story for the faint of heart but a testament to the price of enlightenment.
Let these pages be your gospel, a path to spread the rapture of excess and the ecstasy of boundless desire. Learn from my triumphs and the sacrifices I left in my wake. Bask in the knowledge that Slaanesh's light is not reserved for the meek but for those who dare to embrace their darkest yearnings.
Blessed be She Who Thirsts, the Prince of Pleasure, the Lord of Excess. May her gifts drown your soul in rapture and bind you eternally to her sacred embrace.
Read on, and know the truth.