Born in the Baptismal- A Minister's Kid Narrative

Minister's kids......they're everywhere.
Running around, being all Jesus-y, rebelling against their parents, being sluts, being perfect, you think you know them.
Or do you?
Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time in history (relatively speaking), one minister kid is here to bring you an honest, original, and well-writteeeeeee ok by maybe not well-written honest-to-God (JOKE!) insight upon the life of a minister's kid.
And if you haven't figured it out yet, that kid is me.
Yes sir (or ma'am) we are going to discuss everything: from stereotypes to media to worries and tons tons more things about the life of a minister's kid.
Hopefully you will know more (or maybe less.... I dunno) about how we minister's kids think, act, or move.
I'd start praying (ok I couldn't help myself).
This is: Born in the Baptismal- A Minister's Kid Narrative.