How to survive a goddamn horror story :)

Ever felt like you're living in a horror movie? This book is your guide to surviving the most terrifying situations, with a dash of humour to lighten the mood. Filled with practical tips and tongue-in-cheek wit, it's the perfect companion for any wannabe-final girl or bad-ass hero in the making. Whether you're dealing with killer clowns, chainsaw-wielding maniacs, or ancient curses, this book has the answers you need to make it to the end credits alive and intact... well, mostly. Just a survival thing for fun, might come to use tho.