"Weapons of Mass Attraction" - Ashish Kumar Banga - Wattpad

"Weapons of Mass Attraction"

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Reads 28
Votes 7
Parts 6
Time 1h 11m

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"Weapons of Mass Attraction" is a riotous journey through the life of Bhayankar, a man whose legacy is as big as the laughs his story delivers. Born through the absurdly divine Screwdriver Technique, Bhayankar was destined for chaos from the very beginning-thanks to his infamous "Weapon of Mass Attraction."

 Get ready for a tale packed with outrageous humor, wild adventures, and a character so unforgettable, even his funeral turned into a spectacle. Bhayankar is here to leave his mark... and maybe a little more.


Special Acknowledgment

This book, Weapons of Mass Attraction, is more than just a humorous tale-it's a celebration of connections, laughter, and camaraderie inspired by the incredible people of the "Kiss It " Paltalk room.

To the fun-loving, caring individuals who welcomed me into this vibrant community: thank you for being a constant source of joy and inspiration. Your wit, warmth, and unique perspectives have left a lasting impression on me and, undoubtedly, this story.

As an Indian who loves exploring new cultures and meeting fascinating people, being part of the "Kiss It" room has been a privilege. This book is my way of honoring the unforgettable moments we've shared and expressing my heartfelt gratitude for letting me be a part of your world.

To everyone who has ever joined, laughed, and contributed to the magic of "Kiss It", this book is for you.

WordsbyashuAll Rights Reserved

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