[Book One of the Definitely-Not-A-HL-And-Portal-Crossover-Crackfic series] A virtual singer who is one of G-Man's Employers - and the only self-aware Employer - who knows the truth of the Half-Life universe. An ex-Green Berets LAPD SWAT officer who that very Employer saved. Both embarked on their journey through the Half-Life universe to end G-Man's impunity for good. What could go wrong? [-] Okay, the idea for this crossover stemmed from my time fucking around with my idea alongside ChatGPT, and boom. You have this definitely-not-a-crackfic. The first two chapters are edited ChatGPT results, and the rest are either the storyline of Half-Life 2 and its episodes from an additional point of view or something my crack-ridden imagination comes up with. No, cracks were not involved (or else DEA would come knocking at my door). As always, no pirating and crossposting. I can do such things myself, thank you very much. (Self-pirating is a thing, but no one asked so yeah) Visualizations and covers are made with Roblox Studio. (Will try to channel all budgets for that. Hope I don't get a single budget cut) Updates would be a goddamn slog because of the visualizations. Also, you can't rush art. Oh, by the way, why mature-marked? One is because of bloody and gory visualization. Another reason is because I can, thank you very much. Half-Life © Valve Teto Kasane/Kasane Teto © TwinDrill and AH-Software Co. Ltd. Vocaloid © Yamaha Corporation Cameo characters belong to the respective owners of the franchise they come from. I only own the storyline, my OCs, and all my visualizations.All Rights Reserved