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[REWRITE PENDING] [Half-Life & Portal x VOCALOID] Half-Life: Find G-Man
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[Book One of the Definitely-Not-A-HL-And-Portal-Crossover-Crackfic series. Rewrite pending.]
A virtual singer who is one of G-Man's Employers - and the only self-aware Employer - who knows the truth of the Half-Life universe.
An ex-Special Forces LAPD SWAT officer who that very Employer saved.
Both embarked on their journey through the Half-Life universe to end G-Man's impunity and Combine's oppression for good.
What could go wrong?
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Okay, the idea for this crossover stemmed from my time fucking around with my idea alongside ChatGPT, and boom. You have this definitely-not-a-crackfic.
The first two chapters are edited ChatGPT results, and the rest are either the storyline of Half-Life 2 and its episodes from an additional point of view or something my crack-ridden imagination comes up with. No, cracks were not involved (or else DEA would come knocking at my door).
As always, no pirating and crossposting. I can do such things myself, thank you very much. (Self-pirating is a thing, but no one asked so yeah).
If you want to translate this shit, count me in.
Visualizations and covers are made with Roblox Studio. (Will try to channel all budgets for that. Hope I don't get a single budget cut.
Updates would be a goddamn slog because of the GFXs. Also, you can't rush art.
Oh, by the way, why mature-marked?
One is because of bloody and gory GFXs. Another reason is that because I can, thank you very much.
Half-Life © Valve
Teto Kasane/Kasane Teto © TwinDrill and AH-Software Co. Ltd.
Vocaloid © Yamaha Corporation
I only own my OCs and all my GFXs.
This crackfic is a work of fiction made by an individual or organization unaffiliated with, nor was it endorsed by, any government agency or organization. All characters, events, and organizations depicted in the story, except for featured real-life historical and contemporary figures, are fictional. Reader's discretion is advised.
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