Bible Studies from an Asshole: The Complete Failure of Christianity
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Jesus was definitely what we now call a liberal. And yet Christianity is pushed as a conservative religion. How in the world did this happen? How are Christians pushing the Ten Commandments and ignoring the Beatitudes? Why are they so obsessed with buttsex and care nothing about feeding the poor or helping the downtrodden? How the hell did it end up as a religion of giant, elaborate buildings, and silly apocalyptic fears, when it clearly was meant to bring an end to such things?
Follow one man's bizarre travel through a megachurch cult, whose intense studying turned him from a clueless conservative into a raging liberal atheist, who has absolute confidence that his love of porn and beer is just fine and dandy. You've had Bible studies, but you'll never look at the Bible the same way again once you've seen that book through the eyes of fundies, and then analyzed by a raging liberal asshole. He's not nice and polite about it. He's incredibly filthy, hilarious, and real.
The religious world will never be the same.
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