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Breaking In [COMPLETED]

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Reads 190
Votes 43
Parts 34
Time 3h 2m

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"Breaking In" is a fast-paced, witty, and action-packed romantic comedy that follows Ines Martinez, a determined, sharp-tongued reporter with a knack for uncovering the most dangerous stories-until she finds herself in the middle of one. When a botched bank robbery lands her in the clutches of a gang of misfit criminals, Ines has no choice but to use her quick wit and knowledge of action movie clichés to outsmart her captors.

The only problem? She's not just trying to escape... she's starting to enjoy this chaotic new life. With every failed heist, hilarious mishap, and unexpected betrayal, Ines gets deeper into the world of crime, all while navigating her growing feelings for the dangerous, charming mastermind behind it all. Will she risk everything to save herself and the ragtag criminals she's become oddly fond of? Or will she make the ultimate escape-back into the safety of her own life?All Rights Reserved

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