Married and Marooned with the Dursleys
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Last published Tue, Jun 3, 2025
Draco and Harry have been married for quite some time. It's been, give or take, at least 8 months since they exchanged their vows and promised one another to be faithful until death does them apart in front of their friends and family. However, when it came to their honeymoon - there never seemed to be the right time for that sort of thing. Right after their wedding day, they established Malfoy-Potter Corp., a company that did business with wizards and muggles. They invested most of their money and time into it, so it was no wonder the company took off better than expected and made two already rich wizards even richer (eventually making them the richest couple in the wizarding England). But what about their well-deserved romantic getaway?
"Why not try a muggle cruise?" suggested Hermione, who planned to bring Ron along for the adventure. Draco was a little sceptical about the muggle part, however, agreed under the impression of rest and some alone time with his hubby. By 'alone,' of course, he meant together with Hermione, Ron, Blaise, and Pansy, who thought it would be fun as a group outing. The ship's size ensured they'll have space for both group bonding and private moments.
The catch? While boarding, they lock eyes with the last muggle family they'd wish to see: the Dursleys.
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We have a Drarry fanfic here, and my first story in English at that! :D However, it's not just a regular one! As a literature student, I am experimenting a bit with a lot of sources and in this case, my co-writer is no other than ChatGPT! I am trying to find out what kind of text could AI produce, how many things would I need to adjust or change and altogether how will it work (because I thought it would be fun!).
One way or the other, the texts will be blended into a final piece of work, so I hope you enjoy it! :D
Be prepared for loads of silly and funny situations. No need for further introductions - have fun and enjoy! ;3
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