We're Alive (chatroom)
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Last published Thu, Aug 27, 2015
Dude... What if objects, food and insects around the house were alive?
food try to stay alive by not being eaten, the insects try not being squashed and the objects try not being broken?
Holy Cr*p, this is gonna be sick.
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