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The Heart of Satire

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Reads 44
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Parts 16
Time 1h 10m

jizzleporkqueen

Mature

It's the same old story- a Jackson Wang party gone wrong following the passing of Harry Styles, a kidnapping by Bang Chan, and now you're somehow the missing piece of the 'Mafia Puzzle'. You didn't ask for this life, but your parents made that decision for you upon selling you to Bang Chan and then dying out of nowhere. 

But is it the same old story?

After you set off a chain reaction of unfortunate events upon accidentally revealing Jungkook's middle name and getting pushed into oncoming traffic by a girl who looks like her name would be Lisa, Baekhyun and Chanyeol, the guardian witches of humanity, send you back in time to that very afternoon- giving you one last chance to not only keep Jungkook's middle name a secret, but to take down Bang Chan and the mafia - as destiny intended. 

Sprinkled with satire, recreational drugs, the tropes we've come to know and love, and most importantly, little to no effort, The Heart of Satire™ is a story that will make you laugh. And then wish you were unable to comprehend the English language.

STARTED: 2025/01/08
ENDED: 2025/??/??All Rights Reserved

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