If I could turn back time [Harry Potter]

"I remember the saying.....Nothing is how it seems, well that's one way to describe my life."

The. boy. who. lived or the boy who was lied to, yeah, that's right, let's all take advantage of the boy who was ignorant, stupid, oblivious to those around him.....I thought Ron was my friend, I thought Hermione was too, I thought I loved Ginny...and her the same, heh I thought many things.

Oh, Albus Dumblewhore you've really fucked me over didn't you, in more ways then one, but of fucking course I had to be the boy who fucking lived or what my enemies would call me, The boy who won't fucking die.

So imagine my surprise when death himself came to me during my last breath explaining how I am now the master of death and with that my soul can no longer die, I didn't want to stay in this timeline so he suggested that I return to where it all began and that he will send me 3 surprises, unfortunately I can't gain my memories till I am 11....what a wanker but he said his surprises will make up for it......we'll see.