He's the strongest sorcerer alive, and you're the spice of his life. Christmas lights, cursed Santas, and ten years of not quite saying "I love you." Turns out, mayhem is pretty damn romantic when you're dodging existential dread (and angry homeowners wielding garden gnomes) together. This is a love story for the end of the world, or at least for the end of someone's front lawn. It's festive, it's chaotic, and it's yours. (Reader goes by the nickname Spices.)All Rights Reserved