Honey, I'm Home!
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Last published Fri, Jan 10, 2025
An Inanimate Insanity AU in which Fan and Test Tube work as police officers that go undercover to investigate two former spies aiming to settle down and leave behind their life of sort of crime. Through their very sloppy investigation (mostly on Fan's part), the duo of crime-fighters find themselves wondering what it truly means to listen to each other and communicate through their troubles.
this has nothing to do with twilight if you clicked for that I'm sorry
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