Stolas and Blitzo (mostly Stolitz smut)

I love Stolas, I love Blitz
so I wrote this, its just smut

Oneshots. Porn. Smut. stolitz. What else could one posibly want more?

Dont expect too much; im dyslexic.

Requests welcome😊🤌

Thought i must warn you, some are a bit... extra silly.... (like inserting perfume bottles that break, or consuming a certain vegetable while it is in the insides of the partner, but do not fret there are more "normal" things too!! I pwomise...)

They all exist together in this porno au, in the cannonical "now" (exept the one when i was drunk that dont count)