Hello, I'm Dean Maximiliano Featherstoneworthington, and this is my story.
It all began with me losing my job to Ben Bartholomewellington Crustaceanovitchingto, aka my evil twin. I spent all of my money on the lottery and became homeless because I didn't win. I sold my house for lottery tickets.
So, I joined the Squid Games and won, but I spent all my money on cool stuff-like Bluey merch, and only Bluey merch-and a house, I guess.
I got a call from a guy. A phone guy. And he said, "Hey, I heard you loved anthropomorphic animals, so you should get a job here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. You'll work a night shift for five days."
I said, "So, five nights at Freddy's?"
The guy said, "Yeah."
Then I said, "Can I call it FNaF?"
He said, "What? No, bitch."
And then I started to cry. He hugged me. "Thank you," I said, tears streaming down my face.
"It's okay," says the phone guy.
Then I hung up the call and went to Ben.
Transmigrated into DxD World-Kuoh Town, Hibari Kyoya. an average student, spent 18 agonizing years in the world fully aware of the dangers, knowing he is utterly powerless in a world of gods and monsters, Until...
[Ding! Sign-In System loading... 20%... 50%... 80%... 100%.]
Destiny, it seems.. has a cruel sense of humor. A [Sign-In System], long overdue, finally bursts to life within him, offering a chance at survival, a chance at power...
[Ding! Congratulations! You have received the Rainbow-Grade Gift Bag!]
...
He then started completing System's tasks, accumulating even greater rewards.
[Ding! Task completed. Reward: Perfect Rumble-Rumble Fruit (Weakness to water Removed).]
[Ding! Task completed. Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Flying Thunder God Technique!]