Hello, I'm Dean Maximiliano Featherstoneworthington, and this is my story.
It all began with me losing my job to Ben Bartholomewellington Crustaceanovitchingto, aka my evil twin. I spent all of my money on the lottery and became homeless because I didn't win. I sold my house for lottery tickets.
So, I joined the Squid Games and won, but I spent all my money on cool stuff-like Bluey merch, and only Bluey merch-and a house, I guess.
I got a call from a guy. A phone guy. And he said, "Hey, I heard you loved anthropomorphic animals, so you should get a job here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. You'll work a night shift for five days."
I said, "So, five nights at Freddy's?"
The guy said, "Yeah."
Then I said, "Can I call it FNaF?"
He said, "What? No, bitch."
And then I started to cry. He hugged me. "Thank you," I said, tears streaming down my face.
"It's okay," says the phone guy.
Then I hung up the call and went to Ben.