love is the best doctor

Why did the heart fall in love with the brain?
Because it was head over heels!
Love may be the best doctor, but it sure can be expensive. Have you seen the price of a dozen roses?
Love might be the best medicine, but it can also make you feel like you've caught a serious case of the butterflies.
They say laughter is the best medicine, but I think love is even better. Especially when it's with a doctor who gives you great bedside manner.
I went to the doctor complaining of a broken heart. He just smiled and said, "Sounds like you could use a dose of love."
They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away, but I'd much rather have a hug from my significant other.
My doctor told me I needed more Vitamin L in my life. I asked what that was and he said, "Love, of course!"
Why did the doctor fall in love with the nurse?
Because they had such great chemistry!
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to hear a joke about heart health. She said no, because it would just break her heart.
Love may be the best doctor, but it can't fix a broken heart. That's what ice cream and Netflix are for.