Fountain of Deceit(satire mostly)

"My love for you is endless, even if it's rotten."
"Please do not."

hey so this is my first novel in a while since my previous works were so buns so have this or whatever I might make videos about them or smth
Plot: so Shadow Milk's fuckass thought it would be a good idea to travel to the human world even though Burning Spice and Mystic Flour told him it is a TERRIBLE idea to summon a portal that's not inside his spire but too late! They need to hide so not a single human could find them!!!1!1!1!

big ahh trigger warning:

Most of the fic is satire
Crackships
Crossover kinda man idk
suicide(the act or an instance of ending one's own life voluntarily and intentionally.)
incest(Incest is sex between close relatives, for example a brother, sister, or parent.)
pedophilia(Pedophilia is a mental condition in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a sexual attraction to prepubescent children.)
Sexual Assault
Out Of Character(due to lore change)
Original Character lore
stupid people with no lives
gore descriptions
heavily implied self harm
most of the hashiras are toxic(im being serious btw this is NO joke 💔)
rarepairs
implied nsfw
shittiest writing known to man
brainrot
cornballs
the whole thing can be either a dialogue or a journal idk
all of the cookie characters are described as humans for a while for some reason
Possibly redeemed beasts I think man idk

also ships that are in the novel(for now):
doomed giyushino(exes, one-sided on Shinobu's side)
genaoi
saneoba(heavily implied)
senyuki(oc x canon)
Implied one-sided Giyuushadow
Teeny tiny Hollycacao
Mysticspice