The Walten Files dump book

This is just small oneshots, I rarely see any family/coworker fluff on here and that makes me sad. This will probably not have much angst, leave prompts in the comments. ALL RIGHTS OF CHARACTERS ARE TO MARTIN WALLS WHO CREATED THE WALTEN FILES, I AM NOT A RIGHTFUL OWNER, I ONLY AM WRITING ABOUT THE CHARACTERS.
Edit: this is now a dump book, essentially just au/outrageous headcanons and obviously silly oneshots, I am in writer block, PLEASE GIVE REQUESTS IF WANTED, I WILL DO ANYTHING BUT WHAT I AM AGAINST IN THE DON'TS ON THE NOTES/REQUEST PAGE.