HOMESTAR RUNNER: The Great Marshmallow Mystery
- Reads 16
- Votes 0
- Parts 2
When Homestar Runner stumbles upon a "crime" involving a missing marshmallow casserole (that may or may not exist), he takes it upon himself to become Free Country, USA's greatest detective. Armed with a trench coat, a cardboard "detective agency," and absolutely no clue what he's doing, Homestar bumbles his way through a town full of quirky suspects. From Strong Bad's devious pranks to Bubs' suspiciously marshmallow-like inventions, everyone seems to be hiding something-or at least that's what Homestar thinks.
But as Homestar follows a mysterious marshmallow trail, he unknowingly stumbles into something far bigger (and stickier) than anyone expected. Could this case actually be connected to a bizarre new scheme brewing in the shadows? Or is it just Homestar's imagination running wild again?
Packed with absurd humor, over-the-top antics, and plenty of Free Country shenanigans, The Great Marshmallow Mystery is a hilarious romp for fans of the Homestar Runner universe and newcomers alike. Will Homestar solve the mystery? (Probably not, but it'll be fun to watch him try!)
All Rights Reserved
#21
homestarrunner
Join the largest storytelling communityGet personalized story recommendations, save your favourites to your library, and comment and vote to grow your community.
You may also like
Chicago Typewriter
As Detective Drew Lucy typed up the report on the Waterton case the pretty ankle slipped into his line of sight. It was shaped like trouble. The chief's sixteen-year-old daughter Millie was worried about her brother, Ike, who had started to disappear some nights. The chief could fire Drew for messing with family business, but Drew reluctantly agrees to tail Ike. The trail leads to a speakeasy and the mushrooming business of organized crime during Prohibition in Chicago. Clues from the Ebony Gardens murder point to the same gang, but the gangsters can smell Drew coming, and bullets are cheap. By the time Drew enters the seductive orbit of a mink-eyed vixen addicted to risk, he's in over his head. If he isn't shot full of daylight by gangster tommy guns, he'll drown in Bianca's perfumed embrace. It's enough to make a gumshoe readjust his fedora. ----- This noir flavored detective yarn is set 100 years back in time. It's a bit grittier than my usual breezy output. This story is basically clean and I did not flag it as mature. However, darker human failings (alcohol use, sexual desire, and violence) drive the plot. I don't dwell on those aspects, but it's definitely a story for grownups. The intended audience is new adult or adult. Winner! 2022 Amby Awards, Mystery and Thriller category. Winner! 3rd place in the Ballsy Tea Awards 2022, Action and Adventure category.Complete
Pup-napped (PAW Patrol Fanfic)
Pup-napped (PAW Patrol fan-fiction) {COMPLETED} When Chase doesn't return to the Lookout after controlling traffic in the night, Ryder and the pups begin to worry about him. Ryder tries calling his pup, but he doesn't answer. When Ryder and the pups find out that Chase has gone missing, they set out on a big search for the police-pup. But they never find him. With his beloved pup gone, Ryder starts breaking down and not being his real self anymore. He goes into a phase where he's unable to do anything, including leading the PAW Patrol. If only he knew that his beloved pup had been pup-napped and was now going through hell. What will happen when Marshall, the clumsy pup, is left to lead the team? Will he be able to take on the challenge of leadership? Or will Skye have to take over? Will Ryder and Chase ever be reunited? Will Ryder ever return to his real self again? Will Ryder quit his job as a rescuer? And will Chase survive the torture and hell he's being put through? ___________________________________________ (⚠️WARNING: There is a bit torture and cruelty ⚠️) Find out in this pawsome fan-fiction! Happy Reading! 😃💞 Inspired by the movie, Taken with Liam Neeson Request by @T1NK03 Book started: February 25, 2022 Book finished: March 11, 2022Complete
We Stood on Sunset Hill
Eight years ago... A chilling secret was buried deep within the government's shadows-a secret so immense it could shatter the fabric of reality. Earth was on the brink of a cataclysm, and only a few knew the truth. John, an elite agent, couldn't live with the weight of it. He chose to defy his orders, vowing to warn his family before it was too late. But as he reached out to them, he was caught. The truth was silenced. His desperate message, unfinished and lost, faded into oblivion. Present day... It's a quiet Friday evening. The sky is painted with the fading colors of sunset as Bucky and his friends gather at their usual spot-Sunset Hill. It's a tradition in their small town, a chance to unwind and watch the world slip into darkness. But tonight, something is different. As the last sliver of sun disappears, Clair's sharp eyes catch a strange red light flickering in the forest across town. With adrenaline coursing through their veins, they venture into the unknown, drawn to the mysterious glow. What they find is more than they ever expected. In the depths of the woods, they stumble upon a forgotten secret: a trail of clues left behind by someone who once fought to protect the truth. Among the debris, a letter was found with the name "John Ketterman" etched into it. Who was John? Why did he disappear? And more importantly, will Bucky and his friends be able to find his family before the end of the world? The answers are buried in the dark corners of their town, waiting to be uncovered, as four friends find themselves caught in a race against time... and toward an impending disaster that no one is prepared for. The world as they know it is on the edge of unraveling-and only they can stop it, if they can survive long enough to piece it all together.
Knight in Sneakers
Romance|Action|Mystery|Humour Highest Rank- #7 Teen Fiction. #8 Mystery/ Thriller #32 Fairytale #82 Romance "I like your eyes because they tell me more stories than your lips do." He replied as he looked into my eyes. -x- When London's best agent from F.O.R.C.E, Clarke Augustan, is assigned as Aaron Cortez's undercover bodyguard, or 'babysitter' as she puts it, life throws her way challenges, secrets, twists, misfired bullets (fortunately), and few boys who cause more trouble than her neighbour's cat. And life isn't all easy for Aaron Cortez with the numerous threats and snipers aiming at him. His sudden interest in the new girl at school doesn't help him for little does he know she is armoured with secrets that would probably give him a heart attack. What happens when the secret is finally out? Whose secrets are we even talking about now? -x- "We have another thing common, Miss Clarke. We both have an unwavering urge to avenge." "You know, there is something else in common too," I spoke as I walked around examining my surroundings. "And that is, Miss Clarke?" He asked with a short amused laugh. "We've both come very close to meeting death; one too many times." It was my turn to look at him and laugh, "What makes us different thought is that you'll be the only one meeting him tonight." -x- She is in love with her modern-day Prince Charming and him, His knight in sneakers. Soon in cinemas. Not. I hope so. |editing| _______ Please don't copy the storyline, that would be really really really sick. Thank you for reading, It will not disappoint you.Complete
KILLSHOT - Alastor x Lucifer human AU
Lucifer, a cop, couldn't help but be interested in that cheery voice he heard on the radio the other day, while being on a patrol with his partner. Who is this mysterious radio host? How can he be so certain about the details of the cruel slaughters in New Orleans? Maybe it's a stupid idea to try and find out? And what is that charming man trying to achieve, getting closer to him? Read along and find out! Also this story has a good and a bad ending, I'm already planning on wirting next books for each ending!Complete![Kidnapped By A Hitman [BoyxBoy] ✓](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/115268752-256-k979229.jpg)
Kidnapped By A Hitman [BoyxBoy] ✓
**THIS IS OLD. WRITTEN YEARS AGO & UNEDITED** Neil Madden, the insensitive Hitman who failed to kill a Mafia Boss and now the entire gang are after his head. Matt Solavin, the college student with a 'perfect' family and the stupid guy who was unlucky enough to get kidnapped by the Hitman. Now, what the hell are they going to do? Neil wants to get out of the mess while protecting someone who was dragged into the crossfire and Matt wants to go back home, pretend it never happened. That was until those two infuriatingly stubborn guys started to mix feelings into a bad situation. How is that going to go? [REWRITTEN IN A SEPARATE BOOK NAMED HITMAN: CAPTURED] 1st Place in (Have A Chance Contest) Action 2017 || Highest Rank: #77 in Action || © Allen HeinsComplete![Bounty Hunter [REWRITTEN VERSION]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/186167596-256-k904865.jpg)
Bounty Hunter [REWRITTEN VERSION]
"Captain, please reconsider. There's no way I'll be able to work with her. She's reckless, she doesn't follow orders, and she's a danger to the operation. Bounty hunters will sell out anything for the right price. What makes you think we can trust her?" "I'm not asking you to trust her. I'm asking you to trust me." "I do. But I don't need her, Captain, I'm perfectly capable of doing this on my own..." * * * Maize Ember is the most cunning and most feared Bounty Hunter in all of New York City. She's ruthless, but she's the best. She can take down any criminal, she can fight any bad guy, and most importantly, she does not take crap from anyone. Not even Alec West, the top ranked detective in the precinct and her unspoken competitive rival. But when a new case comes to light, and Alec and Maize find themselves going on a high risk mission, together, they can't believe it. With the help of each other they must protect a long ago friend of Alec's, an undercover cop that holds valuable information that could bring down the Crime Syndicate that has been terrorizing the streets for years. Can they put their distasteful feelings towards each other aside for the sake of the mission? Alec doesn't think he can trust anyone. Maize doesn't trust anyone. What will the two do when they realize they stumbled into something much bigger than themselves - and that an old ghost from Maize's past might be back to haunt them both? It all comes down to a game of cat and mouse... Featured on Wattpad reading lists: •Mystery Thriller •Action •General fiction •Dangerous Love #1 mystery-thriller 08-09-20 #1 spy 08-08-20 #4 detective 10-22-20 #1 nypd 03-14-20 #4 fbiagent 07-11-20 #1 hatelove 10-15-20 #11 bounty hunter 01-08-21 #10 hatelove 02-28-21 #10 strongfemalecharacter 06-12-21 Includes: Action/Adventure/Romance/Humour/Mystery/Suspense/And a whole lot of kicking but ;)Complete
Benchtrio's Amazing Guide to City Living | Ft. The Hermits & SBI
Grian always bursts into their little, cozy attic right before things can go terribly wrong. Like that one time Ranboo had wanted to cook dinner. Tommy is pretty sure Grian had been asleep at the time of the occasion, judging by how messed up his blond hair was, yet he ran up two floors -four sets of stairs, fifteen steps each- and then burst through the door with a shout of "NO, DON'T DO IT!!!". It had been an eventful night that one, ending with a scolding and a very much grounded Ranboo. Which is weird, because Grian isn't Ranboo's parent, he is just their neighbor. And, at this point, it's just the norm for Grian to know what they are up to. The trio's theory is that the avian has a sixth sense or something. "Oh, hey Tommy and Tubbo!" Grian greets as he bends to pick up the fallen, heavy-looking boxes. "You're looking chipper today. Work went well, I'm guessing?" "Oh, Hell yeah! We mugged a guy!" "You did what-" Or: In which fic we explore the way Benchtrio can bring death and destruction to an innocent city, cause chaos and endear themselves to heroes and villains alike. Very fluffy, very crack-y. Or, or: In which Tommy is a raccoon, Tubbo is a bee and Ranboo is a very exhausted enderman --------------------- Inspired by teacupi's "TommyInnit's Guide To Being A (Highly Successful) Wingman" on ao3! (Seriously, if you haven't read that already, go check it out!)Complete
Hate you - DNF/Karlnap
Dream was one of the most renowned Private Detectives in the world. There wasn't a case he couldn't solve. Unless of course that case involved Operative NotFound, the deadliest assassin in the world, and the top agent working for the SBI. Ever since NotFound kidnapped his sister, Dream hadn't taken a single case. Funny thing is, ever since Dream stopped solving crimes, NotFound stopped committing them. ---- Karl, a highly trained decoy working for the Amigop Assassins, has never really been in danger. His job was to distract the children of victims so they didn't have to go through the trauma of seeing their parents die. But it all went wrong when someone fought back and Karl ended up in hospital, clinging to life. ---- Then, a year later, when Dream gets a new housemate, a brunette boy named George, and Karl is recovered and back at work, things seem to be looking up. That is of course, Until NotFound resurfaces a few days later. And Karl finds himself being kidnapped by two expert assassins from the rival organisation ---- AMAZING COVER ART AND BANNER ARTWORKS DONE BY SOCKPAWS! <33 I will include a TW at the start of each chapter ---------------------------------------------------- If anyone mentioned in the story is uncomfortable with it I will take it down immediately :) Only shipping their online personas!Complete
Being Butch Green || ✓
An extremely dangerous file. An awkward teenager (who'd rather think of himself as the badboy of nerds). A converted, somewhat nice criminal. And an illegal medical lab. All is not what it seems when seventeen-year-old Butch breaks himself out of the local police station, making a somewhat daring run for it with his criminal file. There's just one tiny problem...he grabbed the wrong file and now the police are hunting him down. On a single chance encounter with his estranged brother Jack, who went awol when he was twelve, Butch never expected his luck to turn so horribly wrong. As the dynamically-misconstructed duo venture off in a game of Dodging Death across the countyside, Butch never expected his plans to return the stolen file to go so terribly wrong... Just what did he get himself into? A journey for all those who understand what being an awkward teenager with some wrongs to right is like. _____________________________________ {Completed} *Featured on the following Wattpad official profiles:* - Secret Treasures: The World is a Big Place (YA) - New Adult: It's All Because of the Hormones (Teen Fiction) - Adventure: The Adrenaline Rush - Humor: Hitting the Fun Hard Warning: This story does contain mild-moderate course language, some graphic violence and a lot of sarcasm as a means to portray characters.Complete
As Detective Drew Lucy typed up the report on the Waterton case the pretty ankle slipped into his line of sight. It was shaped like trouble. The chief's sixteen-year-old daughter Millie was worried about her brother, Ike, who had started to disappear some nights. The chief could fire Drew for messing with family business, but Drew reluctantly agrees to tail Ike. The trail leads to a speakeasy and the mushrooming business of organized crime during Prohibition in Chicago. Clues from the Ebony Gardens murder point to the same gang, but the gangsters can smell Drew coming, and bullets are cheap. By the time Drew enters the seductive orbit of a mink-eyed vixen addicted to risk, he's in over his head. If he isn't shot full of daylight by gangster tommy guns, he'll drown in Bianca's perfumed embrace. It's enough to make a gumshoe readjust his fedora. ----- This noir flavored detective yarn is set 100 years back in time. It's a bit grittier than my usual breezy output. This story is basically clean and I did not flag it as mature. However, darker human failings (alcohol use, sexual desire, and violence) drive the plot. I don't dwell on those aspects, but it's definitely a story for grownups. The intended audience is new adult or adult. Winner! 2022 Amby Awards, Mystery and Thriller category. Winner! 3rd place in the Ballsy Tea Awards 2022, Action and Adventure category.
More detailsContent Guidelines