THIS IS NOT LOVE SONG

Funny Cute hadn't exactly been dealt a sweet hand in life. Fate had played a particularly cruel trick on her, gifting her with parents whose abstract minds saw nothing wrong in naming a blonde-haired, green-eyed girl Funny Cute.
"It's so funny," they used to say. "And adorable!" they'd add with a smile.
Unfortunately, Funny didn't share their sentiment. Why was her brother simply named Jason, while she sounded like the punchline to a bad joke?
Funny wished for nothing more than to blend into the crowd and disappear.
But there was one problem.
That problem had a name, green eyes, and a smile that could make knees buckle.
Aiden McQueen - her brother's best friend. Lead singer of the band they'd started together. The school heartthrob with a pack of love-struck girls trailing after him like shadows.

Why he chose her, of all people, to confess his love to - and why he did it during the school concert, in front of absolutely everyone - was beyond comprehension.
But one thing was certain: from that moment on, her life became even more of a nightmare.
As if her life wasn't already upside down, along came Ash.
A mysterious boy who, for reasons she couldn't quite grasp, seemed to see something in Funny - something more than just the punchline to a joke.