Harry Potter finds out that the Triwizard Tournament, the legendary event where contestants have, you know, died before, is back on schedule. He thinks this might finally be a year for some peace and quiet at Hogwarts, but nope, the Goblet of Fire, with its flair for drama, tosses Harry's name into the competition. Hogwarts isn't the only one competing; Beauxbatons, Durmstrang, Ilvermorny, Castelobruxo, Koldovstoretz, Mahoutokoro, and Uagadou all send their best to compete, who are all much more magically advanced than Harry.
Ron finds himself in a moral dilemma, torn between cheering for his best friend or his ultimate hero, the Durmstrang contestant, who can catch a Snitch with his eyes closed. Hermione, ever the activist, kicks off a new organization for the betterment of non-human creatures, probably because saving house-elves isn't challenging enough. Meanwhile, Lavender Brown and her singing group, the Crooning Chimeras, keep the Hogwarts crowd entertained with their hit single about wombat butts, complete with some, er, enthusiastic twerking.
Join Harry and his hilariously dysfunctional friends in these 24 chapters as they navigate magic, mayhem, and misadventures in Scarred from the Goblet of Fire. Only die hard fans will recognize the deep cut references and foreshadowing. Get ready for a magical journey filled with more humor, more heart, and a whole lot of fun!
This is a fan fiction parody retelling of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J.K. Rowling, written for non-commercial use.
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