Life's Instruction Manual : A collection of short stories and poems

This instruction manual was found in a carton of indomie noodles, written on a series of sticky notes, and translated from the language of Orcas. Many pages are missing, others are coffee-stained, and a few appear to be written in some kind of ancient dance. But don't worry - that's exactly how life works anyway.

Inside, you'll find emergency protocols for surviving Tuesday afternoons, troubleshooting guides for when your smile gets stuck in traffic, and soothing tales for when to lick your wounds and rest. All poems and stories come with a lifetime warranty of absolutely no guarantees.

Side effects may include: sudden urges to stare at clouds, inexplicable sighs, alighting from your vehicle to pet street animals, wondering why moles keep popping up, and the peculiar sensation that you're playing a game nobody explained the rules to.