Musk of the Trumpet
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  • Reads 57
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  • Parts 42
  • Time 2h 44m
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Ongoing, First published Jan 19
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What if Trump and Elon were just in love? What would they do to make the world theirs? Whats up with Elon and Kanye? Will a BA dual major in Art History and Psychology be enough for one transfemme to become a great reporter? Not without her partner Bee who has a boundless love for life itself, along with the rest of their polycule. Together, they will follow the trail leading right into the heart of the problem: Mall Santas. Or maybe zombies? Or maybe just one big if, then scenario. Who knows? You will if you get to the end. 

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