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Reads 76
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Parts 12
Time 2h 30m

intercitymouse888

adventure cartoon dark-humor gore humor

read about the crazy(and sometimes gorey) adventures of shoober a toon of a ram and his sister kitly as madness of all sorts happens and don't worry we have spare ribs,socks,and mopsAll Rights Reserved

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Riku operation babysitter 3 chaos in the veins by GMGODDALABEL

Welcome back to the most dysfunctional family in hero history! The grandkids are in high school now, Fid is somehow smart (and nobody's ready for that), and Riku... well, Riku just had another baby - little Rikarius, a giggling lightning gremlin who eats waffles faster than physics should allow. But things take a chaotic turn when Riku starts coughing up blood - not the dramatic "anime cool guy" way, but the "someone call Lytework before I short-circuit" way. The Chaotic 5, the grandkids, and what's left of everyone's sanity band together to find a cure for the mysterious "Thunder Virus" before Riku turns into a walking lightning battery. Expect explosions. Expect jokes that should've been illegal. Expect Fid quoting Einstein while Riku tries to eat the test tubes. Between blood tests, school detentions, and Venm nearly blowing up the hospital, the only constant is chaos-chaos with heart, waffles, and shocking puns that'll have even Crim facepalming. Because when your family's the cure and the problem? That's not medicine - that's Operation Babysitter 3: Chaos in the Veins.

A Keebtastic Adventure by Party-Tron

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BFB STARVATION AU by Airy45

What would they do to satisfy their hunger? How long will it be until they go insane? For these competitors, they'll do anything to win, even if it means eating their friends. Four has always loved the idea of revival but never got the hang of it. Despite this, the integer, along with their pal X, starts a game show with 64 competitors taking part. All is well until a problem occurs. The objects start to complain about their hunger, which has never been a problem for algebraliens like Four. And so, these objects are stranded in an unfamiliar land, one without food, one without family, one without rules. In this land of zero contact, objects begin to starve, objects begin to go insane. Maybe it is up to a brave few objects to try to take control and limit the deaths and cannibalism. However, will they use their power for good? Or will they abuse it to the point of no return? And as for those other objects... They're hungry. And they'll do anything it takes to survive. WARNINGS: death, swearing/offensive language, cannibalism, blood/gore, insanity, spoilers for bfb Story and art by me Inspired by "HFJONE STARVATION AU" BFB by jacknjellify BEGAN: October 30th, 2022 ENDED: February 8th, 2024 #1 in idfb - 12/7/22 | #2 in nonprofessional - 12/10/22 | #1 in osc - 12/19/22 | #2 in inanimateinsanity- 1/10/23 | #6 in cannibal - 1/31/23 | #3 in tpot - 4/4/23 | #500 in horror - 6/10/23 | #15 in bfb - 7/25/23 | #11 in bloodandgore - 8/1/23 | #3 in objects - 9/20/23. | #1 in bfdia 10/19/23 | #1 in youngwriter - 12/3/23

Weird Sickness (A tengolf story) by tengolfie202

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The BEANIE show!!! by BeanieMe123

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Days of the Dead Book 3: The King's Ghost by kullman

Kit Wren is on the hunt for King Henry, and Gideon isn't sure what he can do to stop it. Kit has the full power of the tomb behind him, but Gideon can't bring himself to give up on his former villain. Don't miss this thrilling conclusion to the Days of the Dead Trilogy. One more time, good people die, bad people live, everyone is inexplicably gay. Robbery. Haunted tombs. Murder. Revenge. Torture. Chaos. Taxes. Sick burns. Drama. Found families. What's not to love? Yes, you may learn something about history, but that's a risk you're going to have to take. Yes, Henry V is here for now, and yes he's still awesome. Swords are described in loving detail, people are not. Assassins. Time Travel. Magic. What are you waiting for? Trigger/Content Warnings: Some violent imagery that may be unsettling. PTSD like flashbacks occur. Some family trauma. A character experiences unwanted sexual advances. Some profanity.

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The Gory Details (Gross) by Kate_Papilio

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Riku operation babysitter 3 chaos in the veins

Welcome back to the most dysfunctional family in hero history! The grandkids are in high school now, Fid is somehow smart (and nobody's ready for that), and Riku... well, Riku just had another baby - little Rikarius, a giggling lightning gremlin who eats waffles faster than physics should allow. But things take a chaotic turn when Riku starts coughing up blood - not the dramatic "anime cool guy" way, but the "someone call Lytework before I short-circuit" way. The Chaotic 5, the grandkids, and what's left of everyone's sanity band together to find a cure for the mysterious "Thunder Virus" before Riku turns into a walking lightning battery. Expect explosions. Expect jokes that should've been illegal. Expect Fid quoting Einstein while Riku tries to eat the test tubes. Between blood tests, school detentions, and Venm nearly blowing up the hospital, the only constant is chaos-chaos with heart, waffles, and shocking puns that'll have even Crim facepalming. Because when your family's the cure and the problem? That's not medicine - that's Operation Babysitter 3: Chaos in the Veins.