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Sarcasm Isn't My Only Defense Anymore- TW Movie Rewrite
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  • Parts 4
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  • Reads 159
  • Votes 8
  • Parts 4
  • Time 8m
Ongoing, First published Jan 19
This will take place in channel of the movie but obviously it's not going to stick straight to the plot I'm going to do some changes which includes having Stiles in it. This will include Sterek for obvious reasons because the entire fandom believes Eli is a Sterek love child, and this also will include ocs of mine mostly other children for Derek and Stiles as well as the other characters too. 


"Derek Elias Hale, why the hell did you not tell me that there are fires in Beacon Hills and that the nogitsune was back!!! You are in big trouble when I get back there mister!!!" Stiles said angrily on the phone to Derek. "Stiles you don't need to come back we can figure it out without your help" Derek says "Our oldest son has been stealing my Jeep, you didn't tell me that there's fires, also you didn't tell me about the nogitsune being back and you have already been taking care of our five children by yourself so yes I am coming back besides you could use the extra Firepower" Stiles says "You might be a big shot FBI agent now but I still don't trust you with a g*n" Derek says before hanging up
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