Lefty Lucie

"The following is not a brag or boast. Indeed, for myself, at least, it is anything but a proud event. But humans often delight in the absurd or the humiliating - so long as it ain't them that's the subject of the conversation - and this is as entertaining a story as anything else I shall have to impart. A gentleman should never "kiss and tell" but, by crumb, sometimes one must make an exception."

Frank Hinch, an outlaw from the days of the Australian gold rush, recounts a bawdy tale from his days on the run from the law.