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pg.1dear first grade journal today is the end of the week.
Mr.scary is taking attendance.
attendance is the school word for who isn't here today.
there are lots of children out sick in room one I am going to count them I think.
pg.2 I will be back in a minute okay. here is a teensy problem I just ran into cause I how can I the people who aren't here? on the account of they didn't show up apparently. taking attendance is harder than it looks.
from, JUNIE B JONES.first grader! c: I put down my pencil to think about this situation only I didn't been have to time to concentrate hardly cause all of a sudden there was a noise on the other side of the room I turned my head to look and SPLAT-O! a boy named Roger thrower up on the floor! it was the disgustingest thing I ever saw also the air did not smell delightful 
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