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Killing 9 to 5

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Jaxson_Shoemaker

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My name is Jin Shimada and I work for HIS (Hitman International Syndicate). A contract organization that takes care of the world's problems like it's a usual 9-5. Recently, I've been given the task of taking out a string of political targets that leads to a large conspiracy to take over the free world; mix that with my psychotic coworkers, a cutthroat boss, and my declining mental health and you have a cocktail of guns, bullets, and never-ending chaos. Otherwise known as another day in the office.

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While scouting his latest mark in a small town coffee shop, a hitman engages in four seemingly random conversations as he contemplates a life-or-death decision. Paul is a man of many secrets; an interrogative hitman nearing the end of his career. April is a young woman looking to make her mark in the world of contract killing. Both work for a contractor known as The Mrs. and her firm, the University. Given the history between Paul and The Mrs., Paul has been given the courtesy of choosing when he should "retire" with the understanding that he will receive an honorable departure. And so, Paul must make a choice: complete his latest contract or pass the torch on to a young, new, feminine talent. All rights reserved. This book or parts thereof may not be reproduced in any form, stored in any retrieval system, or transmitted in any form by any means-electronic, mechanical, photocopy, recording, or otherwise-without prior written permission of the publisher, except as provided by United States of America copyright law.