EverythingLox
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Ongoing19m
Last published Mon, Nov 14, 2016
WARNING SHIPPING
Everything is lox, even Deadlox, deal with it.
Ok so this story is for laughs and laughs and more HUMOR.
So, please don't take it too seriously. OMG I TYPED SOMETHING.
Anyway if that isn't ur cup of tealox, leave please and spare your reading glasseslox. Or you will crack them because you read this storylox.
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2020 Update.
If you can't tell this was a major shitpost I made years ago, fill with inside jokes and alike. I have too much nostalgia to end it, so it shall forever live on.
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