Nerd. ||Countryhumans x NB!Reader||
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"Oh my gosh wdym macaroons didn't come from France.."
"Yea France's a fraud trust."
"TAIS-TOI, MÈRE ROUGE-"
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A history obsessed person seems to have met some people who also decently know about history.
Except, you didn't know those people WERE the history.
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Warnings:
-Historically ACCURATE.
-You will be facing the mentions of the Axis, WW's and some more.
-A LOT OF COUNTRIES/EMPIRES/MORE.
-Will be a crackfic.
-Reader is not as oblivious but not as smart either.
-Not sure if romance will be added.
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