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Why don't you dump your boyfriend and date me instead?

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Reads 356
Votes 23
Parts 4
Time 42m

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Maybe Missy should just listen to her BFF, Wade Wilson, when he told her to ditch her cheating boyfriend.
Wade and Missy AU.All Rights Reserved

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Can't you just wake me up before you disappear like any normal boyfriend?

The seven times Deadpool wasn't there when Missy woke up, and the one time he was. Missy always seems to wake up to find Wade gone and when he does finally show up, she always ends up paying for it dearly. Sequel to 'Can't you just text me before you come over like any normal person?'