𓂃 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐃𝐎𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐍𝐄𝐄𝐃𝐒 𝐀 𝐍𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐄 𝄢

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╭──╯ . . . . . 𝙃𝙤𝙬 𝙄𝙩 𝘼𝙡𝙡 𝙒𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝘿𝙤𝙬𝙣: Asa's Almost Accurate Account ᵕ̈. . . . . ╰──╮꒰ 🎂 ꒱

In a shocking turn of events, Asa,,, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙤𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙤𝙩 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙗𝙞𝙧𝙩𝙝𝙙𝙖𝙮,,, actually remembered an important date for once in his life: 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗼𝗻𝗲-𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗵 𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗔𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗹. Fueled by caffeine, sheer panic, and his unrelenting simp energy, Asa decided to do the impossible,,, 𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗮 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗶𝘁 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗱. Armed with only vague memories of their first meeting (𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮 𝗹𝗼𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲-𝘂𝗽 𝗱𝗲𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗹𝘀/J), he stayed up all night crafting the most dramatic, overly romantic, borderline ridiculous tale of their origin story.

He figured if Angel read this and thought, "𝗪𝗼𝘄, 𝗵𝗲'𝘀 𝘀𝗼 𝗱𝘂𝗺𝗯 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗮𝗱𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲," then it was all worth it. This short thingie might be filled with inaccuracies, but one thing was true: 𝗔𝘀𝗮 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗵𝗲𝗲𝗹𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗹, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗲'𝗱 𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗮 𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝘀𝗶𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗶𝘁.

Because somehow, despite Asa's knack for being a dumb BEE ITCH (𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝘼𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙡'𝙨 𝙨𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙡𝙮 𝙥𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚), love blossomed, and the rest is history,,, 𝘄𝗲𝗹𝗹, 𝗔𝘀𝗮'𝘀 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗼𝗳 𝗶𝘁, 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝘄𝗮𝘆.