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И тогда они вспоминали Романа Синицына, великого "Чемпиона по бесполезным достижениям". И понимали, что даже в бессмысленности есть свой смысл. Что иногда нужно сделать что-то совершенно глупое, чтобы понять, что на самом деле важно.All Rights Reserved

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CARNIVORE (Natasha R. x Y/N Intersex) by iddybiddyLEE

please read notes at the bottom. They are important :) [][][][]-[][][][]-[][][][]-[][][][] Zver' Soldat is what they called you, The Beast Soldier. HYDRA's most violent weapon yet. They didn't have to break you all that much, just enough that you'd obey every command. You were a cold-blooded carnivore, pulling apart your targets and leaving them unrecognisable, and with a few serums, you surely were their greatest treasure, a gold coin among bronze alloys. HYDRA has had many experiments, many failed and yet many oh so powerful, but none of them left a message quite like you did. You were strong, fast, and merciless. However, these qualities got you on to S.H.I.E.L.D.S radar fast, but finding you was like finding a needle in a haystack. There was no information on you whatsoever, no full appearance, no real name, no age, no family, nothing, just a gender and an alias. They hadn't even found where HYDRA had you located, but what happens when the Avengers infiltrate a base looking for stolen blueprints and you, unbeknownst to them, are what stands in their way? [][][][]-[][][][]-[][][][]-[][][][] NOTES: A NATASHA ROMANOFF X Y/N ROMANCE. *The story will not be entirely accurate to the movies. Some circumstances have been altered simply for the sake of this work of fiction. *This book will be 18+ and will contain scenes such as detailed smut, strong language, detailed violence, dark themes, and other aspects that may be triggering. Please read at your own discretion. I ask kindly that minors do not read. I physically can not stop you. However, I advise that you find more suitable material to read. If you are discovered to be a minor, you may be blocked from this account.

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