No Place Like Holme

Amy was not looking for an Amish boyfriend.

She was just trying to mind her business, live in her tiny house, and avoid explaining to her parents why she's still figuring her life out at 25.

Then Amos showed up-sweaty, polite, and somehow making suspenders look good.

Now she's bundling with a man who won't even drink Sprite, stress-cooking 2 AM burritos, and-worst of all-being called an OLDER WOMAN by a 21-year-old who milks cows for a living.

This is not what anyone meant by "Netflix and chill."

But somehow, it's getting harder to send Amos and his bicycle back to the farm.