See no evil, hear no evil, speak no regulation: 2003: Dumfries, Radio Authority

When my wife took a job at the United Biscuits factory in Harlesden, she understood she would be making 'Digestives' ... and she was correct. When I took a job at The Radio Authority, I anticipated I would be regulating Britain's commercial radio industry ... but I was wrong! Although it was nowhere to be found in my job description, not even hidden in the fine print, my bosses regularly required me to 'turn a blind eye'. Perhaps this was the underlying modus operandi of government regulators: to sit in cossetted London offices, execute as little 'regulating' as possible and await comfortable retirement.