Messing with a Fallorin.

He is carefree.

She's strict.

He is hot.

She is classy.

He's a good-for-nothing debaucher.

She's too reserved.

He's abnormally immature.

She's a grown mature woman.

He's a drop-dead devil-may-care hunk.

She's a majestically elegant achiever.

He got everything any man would want in his life.

But she is everything.

He's an overly exposed liberated jerk.

But she's righteously innocent.

He is a manipulative control freak.

But She is exceptional.