Forbidden love (joro, an indie dev x donald trump)

Joro-kun wakes up cutely as he yawns softly, rubbing his half sleeping eyes as he checks the clock, 7:30AM was the time, joro-kun's eyelashes flutter before his eyes widened, "7AM?? i should be on discord right now!! oh my god im soo late for my work!!!" he whines before turning on his laptop, checking his inbox full with love messages from minors, Joro is not flattered at all, he finds a new email from an unusual account.. "Huh? what is this 0-0" he mutters in confusion and pure curiosity, he finds the message to be by a user named 'Donald Trump' .. he blinks twice in confusion, the email said "h-h-hi elon senpai!!! >0< ... l-lets h-hang out today at a cafe!!! b-but its totawwy just friend stuff!!! t-totally not a.. d-date!!! y would u think its a date to begin with??!!!1!1 (•ˋ _ ˊ•) you dumb baka!! hmph", joro chuckles for a second.. "who is this troll joking me?? hah!!! aho ga!!! bitches cant cancel me!!" he whispers to himself as he scratches his shota neck confidently, he presses his fingers against the keyboard, typing out "Who is this trolling me???" as sweat goes down his third chin, he let's out a sigh before he gets up of his gaming chair , he jumps onto his 9-year-old dirty bed , shyly turning to the left and right, "Ahhh!!!! should i really send that??" he thinks shyly, "i-i mean.. he sounded so cute.." he whispers in slight timidness, his tone barely audible , "w-wait!! what am i thinking???!!!", " I'm being the baka here!!" he shakes his head trying to shake off his thoughts in Embarrassment "I'll just get up, and send it like the man i am!!!" he says as he gets up, clenching his fist before pressing his cute butt cheeks against the gaming chair, he presses "send" as he lets out a soft 'phew', "now i can get back to grooming children" he whispers to himself in victory before getting on discord, whilst having his victims praising him, he gets a notification, an email? the sender is.. 'Donald Trump' .. "oh my god.." joro whines angrily