How to do stuff
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Ongoing8m
Last published Sat, Jun 20, 2015
Basically going to be a book of things that piss me off
Like grammar
Use your fucking grammar
Not You're
YOUR
GET IT RIGHT YOU ASSHO-
"Admin-chan is currently unavailable"
Anyway
Request things as well
Like
"How to open a pickle jar"
That song come up
But it's an example
Have fun reading my rants
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