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I love telling jokes, solving riddles, telling puns, and I have a ton of funny texts.All Rights Reserved

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Love on the Line by mtfreeman

"Have you ever been in love?" "...Wow. That's pretty deep for 20 questions, don't you think Lassie?" "That's not an answer. You're stalling." "Okay okay you caught me." "So, have you?" "No, I haven't. But I think I could be soon."

Naked Tracy's Adventures in Madnessland by CrazyFlyingCloud

Oh, this is just the best shit ever, guys. You don't even know, like, this girl's just insane. Going around hopped up on more drugs than you can even name, man, and just so fucking violent. Like she's just the coolest fucking person in a world full of fucking awesome shit. And so many wacky adventures! Man, you gotta check this out, man.

I Dialed The Last Digit Wrong | ✔ by NewWriterBug

Highest rank - #1 In humor I which a guy dials the last digit wrong and that leads to endless conversations, nonsense bickering and pranks! An honest mistake which finds him a friendship that is worth worshipping, teaches him a lesson worth learning and give him a precious gift too. It will all be revealed through this SHORT DIALOGUE STORY. So go read it and find out!

The Poet's Aura by AgamyaVerma

I'll publish all my poems here.

I need help (not really) by Hooman123456789

My life ig. I like writing when I'm bored soooo

Old me or new me? by Sanitytrippsss

Read to find out :)

Short Stories by CharleysBooks

Literally just short stories I write randomly. Very strange. Kind of stupid. Lots of fun come on down.

Truth or Dare the Creepypasta's by BoneyardHorizons

You can leave comment or message me your Truth Or Dare for the Creepypasta people ^-^ ill do all and give you credit!!!

Fake Number by GraceingYourPresence

"Hey cute guy I met in Starbucks!" "Um.. hello? I'm sorry but I don't work in Starbucks" "Oh shit, did I type the number in wrong?" ...

Texting Him. | COMPLETED ✔️ by sage_reed

❝what was your first clue?❞ * Copyright © 2017 -#1 under the tag 'dialogue' 22/11/18

The Wrong Number ✓ by PurpleStreak

"Is this Domino's?" "No, it's not." "Are you sure?" "Yes. I think you've got the wrong number." "On the contrary, for once I think I've got the right one." [ in which two people meet due to one insufferable sister's and one best friend's revenge ] Started: 12th May 2017 Completed: 13th June 2017

frosted by fermatas

"why are you back again?" "donut worry about that." "..." "..." "did you just-" "yup." #9 in short story [081217]

Coffee & Cats | ✔ by taledust

"I may work here, but that doesn't mean I drink coffee." "Why?" "Well, why dont you like cats?" "I'm allergic to cats." "Then, let's just say I'm allergic to coffee." #5 in Short Story [7/15/16] Book Three From Texts and Calls Series © Copyrights Reserved

Who r u? by Mystiq_Mystery

"WAIT" what ._. "Ur a girl right?" nO iM a 50 yr oLd mAn tRyInG tO gEt iNtO uR pAnTs :/ "that last part was so unecessary"

Texting Him by Roller_Coaster16

¤ It's more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words, but rather, short, easy words, like,"What about lunch?" ¤ I chuckled as I typed back a reply, ¤ Did you just quote Winnie The Pooh so we could meet up? ¤ *** What happens when you mix a lost phone, blue eyes, basketball, and two people who never met but are the best of friends? Find out in Texting Him.

Randomness by threateningfeet

Do you ever just want to literally laugh out loud for no reason at all? Or maybe, you just want to enjoy a good joke! Well, say no more, because my book, "Randomness", is just what you need! Read these awesome chapters and feel the laughter emerge! Filled with funny jokes, hilarious experiences and even riddles, this book will make you laugh your freaking butt off! Hopefully... Heeheehee.

The Number On The Napkin by LunaFlore

"Is your refrigerator running?" "No, my refrigerator is not running." "Well you better...wait, what?" "Actually, it broke down a week ago because it knew that you were going to call with that stupid line and it decided it would rather die than listen to you say it. So now, thanks to you, I don't have a fridge and all of my food has gone bad." • • • Sometimes you find the crucial answers in the weirdest of places...and people.

Nonsense and Other Such Things by AlthiaWinslow

A place for stories, discovery, mystery, and a bit of horror. Please join me to discover the joys of nonsense and other such things.

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Love on the Line cover

Naked Tracy's Adventures in Madnessland cover

I Dialed The Last Digit Wrong | ✔ cover

The Poet's Aura cover

I need help (not really) cover

Old me or new me? cover

Short Stories cover

Truth or Dare the Creepypasta's cover

Fake Number cover

Texting Him. | COMPLETED ✔️ cover

The Wrong Number ✓ cover

Coffee & Cats | ✔ cover

Texting Him cover

Randomness cover

The Number On The Napkin cover

Nonsense and Other Such Things cover

Love on the Line

"Have you ever been in love?" "...Wow. That's pretty deep for 20 questions, don't you think Lassie?" "That's not an answer. You're stalling." "Okay okay you caught me." "So, have you?" "No, I haven't. But I think I could be soon."