The Penis Mafia. (Volume II)
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When Emily, a Mafia boss, decides she is a Mafia Boss who is pregnant. She spreads the mafia boss level news to her comrade and best friend and husband, Leona. Leona then finds herself in a pickle: the pickle that was put inside Emily's sea, see, was not her pickle. But she knew that, she knew something, she just didn't know what she knew.
But Daddy Michelle knew. She knew and she sobbed. But wait- there is a third penis. Or is there? Helena asked. Which you will be hearing a lot more of, by the way, if you read this story, by the way. By the penis creature, Helena, interrogates the other penises, and Emily, the Mafia Boss.
That's how the chapters work. Unless, there aren't really any chapters. Except: the chapters are acts. Which I'm not supposed to reveal to you right now. If it wasn't for me revealing it to you right now. Because, act 0.5 is coming.
who's coming? Helena. Leona. Emily. Michelle. and most important of all- ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah, ah, she thought and said and thought of herself saying it with a smile. Who said that? You'll have to read to find out. Because who's the FINAL PENIS? You'll only know if you read. The Penis Mafia. Which you will read, if you decide you want to read the Penis Mafia, which you will want to read if you want to read the Penis Mafia. Also known as Acquired Immuno Deficiency Syndrome.
But he/they? She/IT? IT'S out of question. The mystery character that is, but is it? If the mystery character- has a swapped uterus?! Then what will it be? Will Act 1 become Act 5 even though Act 1 actually is Act 1 but is supposed to be Act 5 and actually became Act 1 because it's swapped now even though it's supposed to be swapped and isn't this entire explanation supposed to be swapped?!
Boom. Turntable. How the tables have turned. How the uteruses have swapped. Uteri? Uterus. Star? Emily. Brat? Helena. Daddy? Michelle. Penis? Leona.
Who's the father? Who is uncircumcised? Who's the daddy? But who's the father? That's the question.
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