The Sinclairs' Most Unfortunate Affairs
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The Sinclair's are wealthy, powerful, and an absolute menace to society. Between suspiciously timed deaths, centuries-old feuds, and a family tree more twisted than a pretzel, life as a Sinclair isn't just about status it's about survival.
At the heart of this scandalous mess is Nick Sinclair, a reluctant heir who was never meant to be in this kind of world. Nick is just trying to make it through family dinners without being poisoned, boarding school without being disgraced and shamed, and high society functions without causing local wars and international incidents. He swears his nine-year-old sister Kimberly might be Jack The Ripper reborn as she places him in life or death situations on the daily. And those are just on holidays.
The Sinclair siblings must navigate elite society and manage family expectations while also avoiding attempted murderers. Can Nick keep himself alive and sane, or will the Sinclair name be his own undoing as it spits and chews him out?
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