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bach and arthur and the scarlett jo rose toy 🌹

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Reads 239
Votes 16
Parts 7
Time 30m

a tale as old as time if you believe in last-thursdayism of mr bach and mr television (both part of the beautiful cabin crew 🌹 btw) engaging 100% of their brains (this is a joke and i'll tell you why it's because every part of our brain is engaged all the time unless we are dead so yeah... those who know🤣). 

Two strapping young men embark on a mind-melting journey through space, time, and menopause, experiencing this strange world in it's purest form. Untouched by the harsh realities of society (they r jobless), Arthur and Mr Bach see reality through eyes unaltered and untainted by human-born despair, allowing readers to touch into that child-like wonder many have long-since given up on. Honest, raw, and full of that wonderful thing called hope, our main characters will attempt to navigate a world indifferent to all that they are, learning the long way that, when left untouched by the grasp of humanity, everything always tends to chaos. 

boy! what the hell boy...!All Rights Reserved

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