Sortes Qui Facit

Tim didn't want to do this.
Somehow, Jay managed to convince him that they should drive all the way out to Virginia, the halfway point between Alabama and New Jersey, to meet up with some random guys he met on Twitter, claiming they were being stalked by the same faceless asshole they were.
Every bone in Tims body was screaming at him to stay home, to convince Jay that this wasn't worth it. That it was dumb, and pointless, and dangerous, and they were better off just staying in the 'comfort' of their own homes.
But, for some odd reason, he put the keys in the ignition and pressed down on the gas pedal anyway.

"It's Marble Hornets, right?"
"Yep. And you must be EverymanHYBRID."

Or, an EMH/MH crossover AU. :)