Astrid x Jschlatt
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Last published Tue, Dec 23, 2025
This is a fanfic about Astrid getting feelings for Schlatt. It includes harsh language and sexual happenings.
This isnt serious, I just felt like writing it and I might continue if people enjoy it. I was inspired by the sleep deprived video where they talk to their AI bots and Schlatt flirts with Astrids bot.
I don't actually ship these two, I just thought it was funny, it's a fun writing practice
I may get a little carried away LMAO
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