Slay, Betray, Fly Away: A Gen Z Broadway Experience by Rebecca Elizabeth Grant

What if Broadway's most iconic musicals got the ultimate Gen Z glow-up? Phantom's down bad, Elphaba's on her villain arc, and Christine is hard-launching a situationship with trauma. In this chaotic, bass-boosted remix of classic theatre, characters break the fourth wall, engage in feral TikTok drama, and rewrite their tragic fates with pure delulu energy.

Join Elphaba, the OG girlboss, Phantom, the sewer-dwelling simp, and Glinda, the blonde menace, as they navigate love triangles, betrayal arcs, and certified hood classic moments-all while trying to avoid being canceled by their own plotlines.

Will they defy gravity? Probably.

Will there be unnecessary vine booms? Absolutely.
Will Broadway ever recover? No.

This is Broadway, but unhinged. This is Certified Broadway Slaps.