My Name is Nobody

Finally, retirement. No more apocalypse, no more commission, no more Lila trying to get with me.... hopefully. I can just relax. A loud bang comes from my closet, and I sit up. Whoever you are, come out or I'll kill you." A tall man with jet black hair, tan skin, and yellow eyes walks out. "Won't you kill me anyway dear?" Dear, who is this? "Aw~ can recognize your own partner in crime?" My eyes widen. "Is it really you?" He does a dramatic bow. "The one and only. Long time no see, Partner"

"How did you get in here." "I have ways of getting into places, you should know this especially well, Five." Someone broke open my door. I soon found out it was Luther, of course it was. "What happened, I heard a bang?" Allison looks Thymos up and down. "And who is this?" I ignore both of them and look back at the man in front of me. It looks like he also age regressed, about my age, 26. He starts to walk up to me, but Luther blocks his path. "I'm not a damsel in distress Luther, get out of the way." He ignored me as usual when gets into "leader, good guy mindset". "Who are you and how do you know Five?" He goes to open his mouth, but I glare at him. "My name is Nobody."

A/N: I DO NOT OWN THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY! REMEMBER THAT