The Jester and The Queen
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So Queen Marigold had her husband beheaded. What of it? The adultering loser had broken her heart. What she didn't expect though was that her trusted council would turn against her and that her sister Elsbeth, second to the throne, would use this momentum to overthrow her reign and banish her to Baile na Grod, which - let's be honest - is nothing more than an inhospitable rock in the ocean.
As surprising as that chain of events might be, nothing could've prepared her for the shock of her creepy-ass jester volunteering to keep his queen company in exile.
What the fuckety fuck fuck!
She might as well throw herself off a cliff right now.
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Prompt 52. Let's play the game of colors: you paint me red because you love me and I paint you black because I want you gone.
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Inspired by The Joker and the Queen (Ed Sheeran & Taylor Swift), the Tudors, Reign, The Great, The Dare and Losers by Harley Laroux, and also a bit by MΓ₯neskin. A crazy mixed bag of wonderful things actually π₯π₯π₯
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