The Art of Premium-Grade Trolling
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Ahmed, a 29-year-old jobless Tunisian man, lives a mundane life between home and a 'maqha' (café) until fate-no, pure bad luck-throws him into another world. Instead of a heroic adventure, he's cursed with the most malicious AI System ever, a trolling nightmare that bullies him nonstop!
From getting abducted by elves, scammed by a devilish merchant, and treated like a living plushie, to being the center of a war between a noblewoman and an orphanage mom, Ahmed's life spirals into a never-ending circus of suffering. Every scream of frustration earns him more humiliation, every attempt to regain control is met with new, ridiculous punishments, and worst of all-his sarcastic tormentor, the System, never lets up!
Will Ahmed survive this relentless mockery? Will he break free from the System's grasp, or will he forever be a premium-grade victim of its trolling? One thing is certain-this black comedy adventure will leave you laughing till your stomach hurts!
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