It's a Crimewave, Babe
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Last published Sat, May 31, 2025
Elio Blume had it all. Power, wealth, good looks, and a successful career as a mafioso to boot.
But when his long-term friend and guardian angel, Anpiel punishes him for his crimes by swaping his body with a woman, the gangster longs for nothing more than to return to his old life.
With the help of his new roommate, Valerie, and Anpiel, Elio must manoeuvre his way through his life of crime whilst dodging constant cat-calls, pervy pics, and the hell on earth that is period cramps.
Cover art by the amazing TheWildCyde
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